Holiday Wars<----Link that should be read first
Even though this is an extensive report of the key players and miscelaniousness's of the epic war between "Santa and his minions or The Easter Bunny and the rest of the commercial holiday icons" However their are other points to be considered that have not been previously mentioned, but shall be presented here. (and obviously important ones too!)
Reasons for world domination: A battle between two such loveable holiday icons seems humours at points, and even unrealistic, however if one dives into the pshycy of these two gift bringers, one may come to a clearer understanding of their reasons for such a war.
The Pimp of the North: After decades of solitude in the great north with only Mrs.Clause to satisfy his carnal desires, Mr. Clause desires to stuff all the attractive females of the world into his infinite bag of "Toys". However this would place Santa as the Bad Guy, and the Eater Bunny and his minons as the heroic force that stops such a plunder.
However their are always two sides to the gingerbread cookie.
The Easter Bunny: Pure destruction of the world in which we know. Now why you might ask would the Easter Bunny wish to do such a horrible thing? The answer is simple. In the beggining of his career, the Easter Bunny was quite the humanitarian. He had noticed that chickens had a rough time, producing so many eggs without riches or reward. The Easter Bunny would take all the eggs produced the night before Easter, and deliver them to the population, in hopes that we the people would take care of these eggs by incubating them into maturity, thus giving the hard working chickens of the world a well deserved day off. And so it was for many decades, untill the true meaning of Easter was lost, and the eggs started being consumed by the people that the Easter Bunny had trusted most. Hoping to re-instill the true meaning behind Easter, "The Bunny" started leaving chocolate as well, as a sort of incentive for us to do what we were intended to do from the begining. But alas all it did was encourage the consumption of what was given. Now the Easter Bunny has become homicidal, bitter, and descraced by the humans that he entrusted with the lives of the young chickens.
But again I may be mistaken, the reasons may be purely academic. In other terms, Monies!
Now an addition to some of the key players in these Reinder Games Xmas Horde: -Roudolf: Brought to us by Aerospace NP like his counter-parts, "The Deadly 8", Rudolf was given the special ability of his blinding red nose, which not only enhances the battle field of blood with it's ominous red glow, it is also used to distract and blind the enemy. Leaving the "The Holiday Revolutionaries" scrambling for thier Oakly's. Always at the front of the battle field, he is the beacon that guides his comrads into battle. The Holiday Revolutionaries: -The Bunnies: Cute and fluffy, but deadly in battle. These speedy and agile pawns overwhelm the enemy with their overwhelming numbers. To quote "They fuck like bunnies". Now overwhelming an army on purely numbers may seem a little illogical, especially when one would say that bunnies have no real damaging abilities, but if one has seen "Montey Python and the Search for the Holy Grail" one may come alittle closer in understanding their actual capabilities. If this refernce is eluding, then we shall stick to the previously mentioned superiority in numbers. Destract the front line of the Xmas Horde for the attack of the larger players in this battle.
6:52 p.m. - 2005-11-23
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